Bucket List

I attended my grandmother's funeral a couple of weeks ago, and there's nothing like seeing an open casket with a relative's cold body lying inside. There's this overwhelming consciousness of mortality and in some ways, it's very inspiring to regroup your thoughts and get a better understanding of what's really important in your life and what you want to do with it. So I'm making a bucket list.

1- Come to a conclusion regarding my thoughts on marriage.
2- Read all of Shakespeare's plays
3- See Bill Maher perform live.
4- Go to a Michael Moore Rally
5- Be the next Bob Sheldon and open up a nonprofit community center
6- Get a bill to actually pass in congress
7- Open up a soup kitchen
8- Get vegetarianism to become the next anti-fur movement
9- Meet Immortal Technique
10-Meet Marilyn Manson
11- Live in San Fran for a couple years
12- Visit Seattle
13- Travel to Sweden
14- Retire in Canada
15- Grow/Sell my own.. substance....
16- Get an exhibit in an art gallery
17- Sell more than 100 bucks worth of art at a time
18- Get really good at guitar
19- Perform a Spoken Word
20- Travel to a third world country and do something productive
21- Put an end to Hyrdrolic-Fracking
22- Open up a shop where I sell handmade.. paraphernalia..
23- At least get an associate's degree in something or other
24- Burn something down with Matt Hill
25- Drink absinthe with Jake Shiffer
26- Listen to records with Connor Stanberry
27- Do a collaborative art piece with Isaiah Holmes
28- Do professional photography
29- Film shows for local bands
30- Be the next Tom Tomorrow and publish controversial comics
31- Meet Stephan Colbert
32- Have Jon Stewart sign my book "America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction"
33- Write an autobiography
34- Write a fictional book
35- Make my own documentary
36- Adopt a Highway